Good girls, bad girls, and a lot of shoes

There are unfounded rumours circulating town. Stories that I might be moving to London. All vicious lies. However, Gigi has been eating more than we can afford. It has been decided one of us will have to become a migrant worker. Being the only one in the house who can hardly speak Italian. I will be working in the big city to provide for the starving cat. A cat who somehow managed to open the door to the trash yesterday and cover the kitchen in rubbish. "GIGI, what have you done?"

"MEOW," he says in a deep throaty voice.

Basically, that means shut the fuck up and feed me, human. At first, I could speak better cat than Italian. Then I figured Gigi only knows one cat word: feed me.

Rimini Foto d'autunno - Patrick Tombola

I found Patrick Tombola's exhibition - INJUSTICE VS RIGHTS – extremely moving. He captures the violence in El Salvador. One of the most murderous nations outside a war zone. It has an average homicide rate of 25-30 per day, the majority being youths.

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On a lighter note, it looks like Obama is out of the White House. Unfortunately, likely to be replaced a raving lunatic. God help us all if Trump becomes the US Commander and Chief. I suppose the first thing he'll do is stick a big TRUMP sign on the front of the White House. Then set about causing havoc in the world. I remember one of those

I remember one of those Nostradamus prophecies being about a guy with a blue turban, the 3rd antichrist. Perhaps he got it wrong, the 3rd antichrist will come from the west. A raving lunatic, with a bad hairpiece, screaming: "Make America Great Again!"

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The three good girls ... hear no evil, speak no evil, do no evil.

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The three BAD girls ... Speak Evil, Make Evil, Record Evil. Yet, I have to admit, nights would be hopelessly boring without the three of you.

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Click your heals together three times Vale, and you'll come back to Rimini.

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And shoes became the theme for the night...

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One guess who these feet belong to.

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No Entry. Take Two. With a broken arm.

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We hooked Vale up with a good looking chap with a broken leg. Between them, they ought to be able to able to get completely legless.

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Lost shoe. Gorgeous owner required. Apply at Neon.

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